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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Who Knows Only His Own Generation Remains Always A Child

So stop havin to be all contemporary and modern and everything and bring back hand jobs already.

Have we forgotten this sacred art brought to the West by Marco Polo in 1295???

Do I have to go to a rub and tug and pay $110 every time I'm bored of fucking you and you give head like you're 11?
--sometimes I just want the feeling of gettin jerked by someone other than myself and I don't want to have to sit on my hand for 20 minutes or go lefty.

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