first and foremost id like to thank all for reading. if you didnt, it actually wouldnt matter so get facefucked. im by no means a hater, but when you see that one dude you cant help but judge the shit out of him. i only know one kid who can roll with a breitling like its nothing and hes a goofy tall fuck that makes it allll work. back to the task at hand. ive never seen spiky hair work. surprise! it still doesnt. ive seen it all from girltight jeans to jnco "what the fuck are you thinking" zeppelin motherfuckers...he took the cake. short sleeve polo wearin silk tie, knotted. no homo.
I had to meet the kid to make sure he wasnt from prague or some stupid shit...american as they come. HOLY SHIT. I 9mmediately offered him a cosmo and asked him if hed like me to tie him a neuse right then and there.
do yourself a favor and offer the next man you see like this his very own suicide. its the only way to get to the point of how much you hate him. I swear its so easy.."hey, wanna kill yourself?"
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