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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Myth of the Tantric Condom

Tired of using condoms?
Scared of STDs?
Spend the next decade learning tantric sex!

Learn to harness the magic ancient Indian (dot, not feather) art of giving her more pleasure and all that other useless crap, but at the sametime you can harness your own chi power to prevent STDs with the mythical CHI CONDOM.

It's a forcefield of energy around your cock, you can't see it, or feel it, but trust us, it's there, and you're safe from AIDS.

Also, as a sidenote, if you don't wanna do all that fruitless labor, hate condoms, are only worried about herpes, and you want results quick: Use Herpe cream as lube and pop a valtrex before sex.

Trust us, it will work, which is why we offer a herpes back guarantee.

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