Tired of using condoms?
Scared of STDs?
Spend the next decade learning tantric sex!
Learn to harness the magic ancient Indian (dot, not feather) art of giving her more pleasure and all that other useless crap, but at the sametime you can harness your own chi power to prevent STDs with the mythical CHI CONDOM.
It's a forcefield of energy around your cock, you can't see it, or feel it, but trust us, it's there, and you're safe from AIDS.
Also, as a sidenote, if you don't wanna do all that fruitless labor, hate condoms, are only worried about herpes, and you want results quick: Use Herpe cream as lube and pop a valtrex before sex.
Trust us, it will work, which is why we offer a herpes back guarantee.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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