The decline of the rave culture has truly become apparent to me tonight. 14 year old girls dressed like demented prostitutes, whom have undoubtedly told their parents they are sleeping at a friends house. These underdeveloped teenage girls, have a higher tolerance for ecstasy then my friends and I combined; their counterparts? Way too old be at a teen club, sweaty, smelly, sexual predator looking pieces of shit. They walk shirtless, sporting ugly tattoos, awkward piercings, only to be topped off with atrocious haircuts. As if their hair isn't ugly enough, they fill it with as much gel as will absorb into their hair, until it melts down their face as they dance looking like hypnotized rats. By the end of the night, this collective pile of trash is as faded out as the glow sticks they carry. The pacifiers in the their mouthes to stop them from grinding their teeth, makes the irony of it all so blatantly apparent. Ravers are regressing to their early sugar crazed childhood, instead of ingesting large amounts of candy, they take drugs. Ravers today are truly the parasites of partying, which is allowed to spread and manifest through Myspace.
Solution: Create raves with a little more class. Hire a good DJ who isn't just looping incredibly cacophonous beats through his iPod. Don't let gross people in. 18 and older. No myspace. A decent ventilation system so it doesn't smell like anal sex; good drugs, good people, good music, what could be more fun?
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