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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, August 4, 2008

10 Things to Say to a Girl You Never Wanna Fuck Again

10. I've had better... earlier today.
9. Do you always have to queef like that?
8. Thanks, now I know what its like to throw a hot dog down a hallway.
7. You need a breast augmentation and a faceotomy.
6. Go get your own fucking plan B, it's not my vagina.
5. I just made a new website, it's called overyou.com
4. You suck dick at sucking dick.
3. I don't know what smells worse, your breath or your pussy.
2. For the whore you are, I really think you'd know how to flex your kegel muscles by now.

And the number one thing to say to a girl you never wanna have sex with again, at the end of your conversation say

#1. "P.S. get tested"

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