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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Peaches en Gentalia

Sex has been around for like 500 years. Ever since the Renaissance, human beings have been having sexual intercourse with each other. So after all this copulation, mutual masturbation, kama sutra, butt play, german schizer porn, heatherideepthroat, Sting repping tantric sex, cum snorting, cum farting, "simulated" rape, and Madonna repping Kabala - - WHY AFTER THIS DO GIRLS STILL THINK THEY CAN SUCK MY BALLS LIKE A MALT STRAW?

DO NOT APPLY SUCTION! THERE'S A REASON THE JAPANESE NEVER FUCK OCTOPI IN THEIR WEIRD ASS SEA CUCUMBER PORN!

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