Who Knows Only His Own Generation Remains Always A Child

So stop havin to be all contemporary and modern and everything and bring back hand jobs already.

Have we forgotten this sacred art brought to the West by Marco Polo in 1295???

Do I have to go to a rub and tug and pay $110 every time I'm bored of fucking you and you give head like you're 11?
--sometimes I just want the feeling of gettin jerked by someone other than myself and I don't want to have to sit on my hand for 20 minutes or go lefty.

Parking Tickets

Parking Tickets are just cheap valet... unless you're some poor faggot or something.

Go Green part IV

Go green use dirty laundry to wipe cum off girls

Road Head... For Dummies!

Think you know how to get a suck-job while behind the wheel? Think again, cuz over here at ventonbitches we can always one-up you.

Step 1: Tell the girl your car runs on 91 high-cocktane assoline.
Step 2: Start getting head,
Step 3: Start driving.

Now you are gettin some fuckin road dome my man, but there's still a couple tricks up your sleeve she's not aware of.

Don't you worry about your car mister, you hit the fuck outta that speed-bump* comin up, cuz your dick is headed straight out the back of her neck.
It helps to have a fast car, a) so girls will give you road head in the 1st place and b) so you can accelerate your car faster and therefore accelerate your cock down her throat.

*If you can't find a speed-bump, sharp turns at high velocity will do the trick.

P.S. bring a gun, cuz if u crash and she bites your dick off, you need to kill her then kill yourself, you weird dickless freak!