RAPE - The highest form of flattery

I decided



And do yourselfs all a favor and flatter some girls with your filthy cockspit tonight... happy new years

oh and remember its not really New Years if your balls arn't shaved

Save The Drama For Your Wallet

Today I'm going to address a problem that us nice guys have to deal with occasionally. When a random dumb ho leaves some earrings, a watch, a necklace, a bracelet, a tiara, her iced out grille, her wedding ring, her diamond studded clit piercing or nipple rings, or any other shit in your room - - What do you do?

Well most of us cordial young gentleman would give the girl her shit back next time she came over or call her and tell her she left some shit. However, more often than not you wind up giving it to the wrong ho and she exclaims "That's not mine!"

Bitch I was just trying to be a humble good samaritan and return your shit and now you gotta get into specifics about how you weren't that last animal I stuffed?

Well I would like to save all of our fellow V.O.B. patrons that unnecessary drama in their lives. Instead of getting slapped, sell her shit at CASH4GOLD.com and buy something to spite her with your new found wealth such as a craigslist-ecstasy-hooker-orgy, a wheelbarrow full of tacos, or all the maxi pads and tampons within a five mile radius of her so she bleeds to death.